nonsensical

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Nonsensical

I have a morbid fear of Frisbees

Flying object are not swell

They make my insides all pell mell

I wish sometimes people would throw cheese

Inside my head there’s a little bell

It goes off when things zoom near

I know that I must face my fear

But the burn inside I cannot quell

If I feel a UFO near my ear

I’ll get the urge to duck and cover

And run and hide and find a lover

But I’ll stand my ground and stand right here

Every phobia is like no other

It lives inside and there it will hover

Cleaning your brain of all but your calls for mother

Explicative deleted, it hit me like a thousand bees.

by Amanda Evans

Date: 05/10/04